Jokes And Riddles With Answers – Part 1

Jokes And Riddles With Answers
Jokes And Riddles With Answers

Jokes And Riddles With Answers

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Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
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Dasher.

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What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
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An onion ring.

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I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
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A Joke!

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What language does a billboard speak?
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Sign language.

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How did the beaver get online?
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He logged on.

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Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
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He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

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What bird is always out of breath?
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A puffin.

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How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
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Take aways it rattle.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
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It's Christmas, Eve!

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When is music like vegetables?
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When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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What room do ghosts avoid?
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The living room.

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How do vampires like their food served?
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In bite-size pieces.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?
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Fsh.

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What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
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Mas-scare-a.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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Frostbite.

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What type of music do rabbits listen to?
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Hip hop.

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
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To get a new crown.

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What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
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Frosted Flakes.

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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
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Because they are stuffed.

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What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
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An ant-eater!

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What did the bee say to the flower?
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Hello, honey!

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Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
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He was out-standing in his field!

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What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
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Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
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Nacho cheese!

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Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
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Because it was stuffed.

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What did the triangle say to the circle?
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You�re pointless.

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What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
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A leek(leak).

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Where do bedtime books sleep?
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Under their covers.

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What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
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A knight gown!

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When does a British potato change its nationality?
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When it becomes a french fries.

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Where do cows go to dance?
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The Meatball.

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How do caterpillars swim laps?
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They do the butterfly.

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What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
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Wrap.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?
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To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Where do TVs go on vacation?
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To remote places.

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Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
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The Dead End.

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Why was the broom late?
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It overswept.

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What kind of music can you hear in space?
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A nept-tune.

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Why is Santa so good at Karate?
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Because he has a black belt.

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What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
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Jumping to a conclusion.

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What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
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Any, Houses can't jump.

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What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
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A flying sorcerer!

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Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
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Because of all the wrapping.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Because it didn�t have the guts.

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Why did they let the Turkey join the thanksgiving band?
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Because he had the drumsticks.

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What is harder to catch the faster you run?
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Your breath!

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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Because he wants to go to High school

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Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

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Where do butterflies sleep?
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On Caterpillows!

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What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
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Cheer-eee-ohs!

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What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
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The web is the trick and you are the treat.

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When is a doctor most annoyed?
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When he is out of patients.

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Who is never hungry during Christmas?
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The turkey because he is always stuffed.

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How do monkeys make toast?
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They put it under the g'rilla

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How do spiders communicate?
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Through the worldwide web.

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Why can you not trust Atoms?
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Because they make up everything.

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Which President wore the largest hat?
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The one with the largest head.

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Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
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Because they always drop their needles.

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David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
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David.

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Why did the vampire take art class?
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He wanted to learn how to draw blood.

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Where do you take a sick boat?
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To the dock!

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Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
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Because they have no-body to go with.

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Why was the picture sent to jail?
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Because it was framed.

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Where do wolves stay on vacation?
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At a howliday inn.

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What's a lifeguard's favorite game?
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Pool.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
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You rock-it!

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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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Catch you later.

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What do elves learn in school?
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The elf-abet.

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Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
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By going from one spot to another.

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What part of London is in France?
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The letter N.

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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
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In sundae school.

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What time does a tennis player get up?
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Ten-ish.

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What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
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Sandwitch.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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He Neverlands.

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What has toes but no feet or legs?
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Tomatoes.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
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Because his wife was a total flake.

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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
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With a pumpkin patch.

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What flowers are kissable?
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Tulips.

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Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
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Because of nightbears.

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Where does a werewolf like to hide?
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In your claws-it.

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What food lives at the beach?
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A sandwich.

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Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?
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Because the students are bright.

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What is faster hot or cold?
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Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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Ice Scream.

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How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
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Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?
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Because it has Greece at the bottom.

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What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
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Claustraophobic.

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What did the tree wear to the pool?
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Swim trunks!

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What did one math book say to the other math book?
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Do you want to hear my problems?

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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A gummy Bear.

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Why was the nose so tired?
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Because it had been running all day.

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Do rabbits use combs?
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No, they use hare brushes.

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Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
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They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

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When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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When you are a mouse.

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What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
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Pen Pals.

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Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
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He was too wrapped up in himself.

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Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
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He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.

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Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
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Because they make too much raquet.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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Puddle.

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Who always enjoys poor health?
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A doctor.

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When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
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At launch time.

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What happened to the broken-down frog?
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It got toad (towed) away.

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What hired killer never goes to jail?
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An exterminator.

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What did the little lobster get on its math test?
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Sea-plus.

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What kind of nut has no shell?
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A Doughnut.

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Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
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He was allergic to nuts.

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What do elves do after school?
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Gnomework!

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What do you call two witches who live together?
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Broommates!

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