Jokes And Riddles With Answers – Part 4

Jokes And Riddles With Answers
Jokes And Riddles With Answers

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Jokes And Riddles With Answers

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When are eyes not eyes?
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When the wind makes them water.

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What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
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ME!!!!!!

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What do you call 8 hobbits?
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A hobbyte.

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Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
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Beacause it was a moth ball.

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Why do witches buy magazines?
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They like to read the horrorscopes.

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Why are mortgages like burglars?
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They secure (seek your) money.

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How are people like animals?
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We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves on our legs and bull on our tongue.

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Where do Generals keep their armies?
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Up their sleevies!

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When is a baby not a baby?
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When it's a little cross.

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Why was the students homework in his father's handwriting?
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Because the student borrowed his pen.

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What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
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Florence Nightingown.

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What do goblins sing in the shower?
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Rhythm and boos.

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What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
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A Christmas quacker.

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Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
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Bear-itones.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?
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A frog, he croaks every night!

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What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
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Space-chips.

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What does the artist like to draw best?
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His salary.

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Why are pirates�pirates?
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Because they just Arrrrr!

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What is an executioners favorite hobby?
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Hang gliding.

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What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
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It gobbles up.

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Who do witches stop for on the highway?
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Witch-hikers.

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How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
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With a monkey wrench.

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Why don't chickens play baseball?
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Because they hit fowl balls.

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What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
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Wipe their sheets.

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What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
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Running as hard as you can until you�re all pooped out.

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When does one become soured?
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When he is in a pickle.

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Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
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He did not have a current haunting license.

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What kind of money do vampires use?
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Blood money!

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How do you hold a bat?
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Upside down by it's feet.

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How far is it from March to June?
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A single spring.

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Which is the largest room in the world?
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The room for improvement.

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What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
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She couldn't stir.

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Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
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So you toot-'n'-come-in.

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Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
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Messy James.

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What do you call an out of work Ghost?
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Lazy Bones.

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How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
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He combed the town.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?
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Introduce it to Jesse James.

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Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
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Ivan to suck your blood.

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What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
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A pachydermatologist!

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Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
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The goblin.

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Why are opera singers good sailors?
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Because they can handle the seas!

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Where do Turkeys go to dance?
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The Butter Ball.

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What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
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A submarine sandwich!

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What was the pilgrim favorite type of music?
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Plymouth Rock.

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What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
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A narrow squeak.

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What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
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One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
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A Hersheys baaa.

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What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
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PLANET!

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What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
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"How do you boo?"

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What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
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A vampirate.

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What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
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Broom Service or A broom with a view.

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Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
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Because he stole the show!

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Why did the shower bar turn red?
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It's towel fell off.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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To get to the other slide!

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Where do zombies go for a night out?
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Club Dead.

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What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
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The feeling is mootual.

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When is a pistol like a young horse?
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When it is a colt.

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How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
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He was wearing his robe.

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What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
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A comb.

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What do Japanese people wear to bed?
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Tea-shirts.

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Why was the fisherman arrested?
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For packing a rod.

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What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
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Assorted nuts.

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What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
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It raises a stink

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
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He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do chiropractors swim laps?
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They do the back stroke.

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What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
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A little above two feet.

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What do fathers sing in the shower?
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Pop.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
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He bolted down his food.

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What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
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Disc-o.

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What did the faucet say to the shower?
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"You're a big drip."

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Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
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To ghost towns.

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Who is a painstaking man?
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The dentist.

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What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
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Thunderware.

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What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
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BeeBop.

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What's a plumber's favorite song?
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"Singing in the Drain."

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What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
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"My pop is bigger than your pop".

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Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
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It has a spring in it

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Why did the jelly roll?
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It saw the apple turn over.

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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
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Paper towels.

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What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
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When the buoy meets gull.

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Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
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Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
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Because they would like to break out

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If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
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An eye wetness.

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What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
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A yellow-bellied sap sucker.

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What animal probably likes doors?
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A doormouse.

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When is a bump like a hat?
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When it is felt.

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What do you call a man with no shins?
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Tony.

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What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
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One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
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"No noose is good noose."

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When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
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When you can't pay cash.

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Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
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Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.

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Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
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Because it goes against his stomach.

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When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
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When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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What do you call a bus full of white kids?
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A twinkie.

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Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
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Because it was yellow.

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Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
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To make himself a hero sandwhich!

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Why did the clock get sick?
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It was run down.

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How can you make a fly ball?
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Hit him with a bat.

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What's a physicist's favorite snack?
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A "GRAM"-cracker.

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What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
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Steer Wars.

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What do angels sing in the shower?
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Soul.

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What sings and has ten feet?
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A quintet.

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What is a comedians favourite food?
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Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!

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How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
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Drop him a line.

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Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
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He can't find it

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
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At parking meteors

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How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
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Tickle its navel.

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