Knock-knock Jokes, Who’s there? 2021

Knock-knock Jokes, Who’s there?
Knock-knock Jokes, Who’s there?

Knock-knock Jokes, Who’s there?

knock-knock jokes are a childhood rite of passage. Yes, they’re corny and goofy, but kids LOVE them a lot! Our funny knock knock jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing and guessing.

It’s hard to find exactly why knock knock jokes are famous and the best jokes for kids. What’s so funny about this, is that it must have something to do with the contrast between the structure — which is so formulaic and predictable — and the punchlines, which are impossible to anticipate because they can go in any direction.

So if you are looking for the funniest and corniest knock knock jokes for kids, you are in the right place, just continue the article till the end.

THE BEST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES COLLECTION

Knock Knock Joke N.o 1: ORANGE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 2: NOAH

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 3: NEEDLE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin’ in the door.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 4: NANA

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who’s there.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 5: LUKE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 6: LETTUCE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 7: KETCHUP

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 8: JUSTIN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 9: ISABELLE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 10: HARRY

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 11: H.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? H. H who? Bless you!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 12: GOAT

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 13: DOZEN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 14: DISHES

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 15: CLAIRE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way I’m coming in!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 16: CASH

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 17: CANOE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 18: BOO HOO

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 19: BEN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 20: AVENUE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 21: ALPACA

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 22: TO

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 23: HEIDI

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 24: HOWL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 25: WENDY

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 26: KEN

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 27: WILL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 28: ICE CREAM

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 29: FIGS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 30: ALEX

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 31: BROKEN PENCIL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 32: LITTLE OLD LADY

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 33: ANNIE

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 34: DOORBELL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 35: DORIS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 36: TANK

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 37: FROM

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”



Knock Knock Joke N.o 38: RADIO

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page



Knock Knock Joke N.o 39: WITCHES

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce



Knock Knock Joke N.o 40: SAM AND JANET

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
—Contributed by Vicki Stephens



Knock Knock Joke N.o 41: AMOS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier



Knock Knock Joke N.o 42: WEEVIL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali


Knock Knock Joke N.o 1: ORANGE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 2: NOAH

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 3: NEEDLE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help gettin’ in the door.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 4: NANA

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business who’s there.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 5: LUKE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 6: LETTUCE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in already!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 7: KETCHUP

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 8: JUSTIN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 9: ISABELLE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 10: HARRY

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 11: H.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? H. H who? Bless you!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 12: GOAT

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 13: DOZEN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 14: DISHES

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 15: CLAIRE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way I’m coming in!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 16: CASH

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 17: CANOE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 18: BOO HOO

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 19: BEN

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 20: AVENUE

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 21: ALPACA

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 22: TO

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 23: HEIDI

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 24: HOWL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 25: WENDY

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 26: KEN

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 27: WILL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 28: ICE CREAM

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 29: FIGS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 30: ALEX

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 31: BROKEN PENCIL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.



Knock Knock Joke N.o 32: LITTLE OLD LADY

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 33: ANNIE

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?



Knock Knock Joke N.o 34: DOORBELL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 35: DORIS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 36: TANK

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!



Knock Knock Joke N.o 37: FROM

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”



Knock Knock Joke N.o 38: RADIO

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
—Contributed by Diane Page



Knock Knock Joke N.o 39: WITCHES

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
—Contributed by Caroline Joyce



Knock Knock Joke N.o 40: SAM AND JANET

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
—Contributed by Vicki Stephens



Knock Knock Joke N.o 41: AMOS

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
—Contributed by Laurie Callier



Knock Knock Joke N.o 42: WEEVIL

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
—Contributed by Lubna Wali



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