Kids riddles With Answers – Part 4

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Other than being colors, what do the words orange, silver and purple have in common?
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There is no word in the English language that rhymes with them.

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When are eyes not eyes?
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When the wind makes them water.

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Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
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He can't find it

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When does one become soured?
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When he is in a pickle.

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Spell "enemy" in three letters.
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F O E

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Who do witches stop for on the highway?
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Witch-hikers.

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When may a man call his wife "honey"?
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When she has a comb in her hair.

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When is a man like a snake?
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When he gets rattled.

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Who is the strange one who lives in the sea, he has eight arms but no legs. Who is it?
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An Octopus.

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Why did the jelly roll?
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It saw the apple turn over.

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How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
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Drop him a line.

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Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
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Because it works both ways.

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When is a clock dangerous?
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When it runs down and strikes.

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What did the pen say to the paper?
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Lets run away and WRITE

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What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
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A pelican!

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What pets make stirring music?
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Trumpets.

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What do angels sing in the shower?
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Soul.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?
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A Valentine.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?
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A frog, he croaks every night!

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What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
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A Hersheys baaa.

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When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
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When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
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Wipe their sheets.

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What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
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One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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How do chiropractors swim laps?
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They do the back stroke.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
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He gets pale as a sheet.

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There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. When he got there the man said there was 5 pounds off so the fourth brother took the 5 pound and television and left. He decided to make some money out of this so he took 2 pounds and give the other 3 pounds to his brothers. So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound?
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Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2

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When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
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When you can't pay cash.

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What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
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One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
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Beacause it was a moth ball.

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How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
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Tickle its navel.

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Where do Generals keep their armies?
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Up their sleevies!

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I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
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The Nike Symbol.

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What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
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Florence Nightingown.

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What islands should have good singers?
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The Canary islands.

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How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
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He was wearing his robe.

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Why did the clock get sick?
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It was run down.

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What chins are never shaved?
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Sea Urchins.

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What does the artist like to draw best?
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His salary.

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My fleece is white as snow. Everywhere that Mary goes, I go. What am I?
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A lamb.

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Which is the oldest tree?
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The elder.

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What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
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All the difference in the world.

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What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
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A vampirate.

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Why are opera singers good sailors?
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Because they can handle the seas!

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What do goblins sing in the shower?
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Rhythm and boos.

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How can you catch a unique rabbit?
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You (s)neak up on it.

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What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
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Paper towels.

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What is the monkey's favorite month?
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Ape-bril.

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When is a ship at sea not on the water?
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When she is on fire.

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What's the word inside the riddle?
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The iddl.

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Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
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Because he stole the show!

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In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
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In Noah's Ark.

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I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?
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Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.

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Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
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Because there are more of them!

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How can you hold a piece of string, one end in each hand, and tie a knot in the string with out letting go of either end?
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Cross your arms before you seize the ends of the string. Uncross your arms and it will tie a knot!

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No is to negative as yes is to...?
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Affirmative
If you said "Positive" you're wrong.

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Why is a bubble like a bruise?
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Because it comes from a blow.

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What is it that is full all day and empty at night?
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Shoes.

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Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
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Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.

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What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
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A Christmas quacker.

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When is a door not a door?
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When it is ajar.

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Three matches are sitting on a table. Without adding another make for three matches four. You are not allowed to break any of the matches.
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Shape the 3 matches into a romanumeral four.

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When is the best time to have lunch?
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after breakfast

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What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
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Thunderware.

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What is small, purple, and dangerous?
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A grape with a six-shooter.

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When are you most likely to see through a man?
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When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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With what two animals do you always go to bed?
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Two calves.

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What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
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A submarine sandwich!

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What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
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A platypus.

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What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
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Broom Service or A broom with a view.

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Through me you see through things. What am I?
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An X-ray machine.

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Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
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It has a spring in it

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Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers.
How much money did she spend on markers
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$9.00 on markers

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What animal probably likes doors?
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A doormouse.

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What do bumblebees sing in the shower?
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BeeBop.

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What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
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Disc-o.

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If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
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To the right. It's always the same direction.

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What is a bare-faced liar?
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One without whiskers.

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When is a bump like a hat?
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When it is felt.

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What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
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A little above two feet.

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Who is next to a king on his throne?
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His Queen.

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What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
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To Hungary.

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What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
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A comb.

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Where do sailors take their baths?
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In a tubmarine.

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It goes through the door\nwithout pinching
It sits on the stove\nwithout burning
It sits on the table\nNot ashamed
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The Sun

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On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.\nWhat caused the ship to sink?
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The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

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What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
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Space-chips.

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What does a troll call his apartment?
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Gnome sweet gnome.

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Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
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Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
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He bolted down his food.

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A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
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That man's son.

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What did the faucet say to the shower?
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"You're a big drip."

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Which is the largest room in the world?
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The room for improvement.

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What animals would be the best at playing video games?
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An octopus.

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How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
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With a monkey wrench.

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What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
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Running as hard as you can until you�re all pooped out.