Short riddles With Answers

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How do hangmen keep up with current events?
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They read the noose-paper.

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Which has more tails? A. 1 Dog B. 2 Dogs C. 3 Dogs D. No Dog
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D. No Dog NO dog has more tails!

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I am something, I am endless as chain. Once you have me you are bound for life but young girls want me. What am I?
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A wedding ring.

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Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?
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It is under the lash.

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What is the noblest musical instrument?
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An upright piano.

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What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
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NOON.

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Which is the oldest tree?
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The elder.

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How do you make a strawberry shake?
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Introduce it to Jesse James.

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The leaves are on the fruit, The fruits is on the leaves.
What is it?
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A pineapple.

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You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
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A telephone.

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Each clue leads to a word beginning with B.A.T. 1. A BAT used by an orchestra conductor. 2. This BAT fight crime. 3. A BAT that you soak in. 4. Which BAT stores electricity? 5. This naval BAT sails the sea. What are the answers?
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1. BATon 2. BATman 3. BATh 4. BATtery 5. BATtle ship

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What do outlaws eat with their milk?
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Crookies

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I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?
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A matchstick.

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What is the freedom of birds and the pen of old men?
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Feathers. Feathers make up a bird's wings, giving it flight or its freedom. Quill pens were used by men in older times.

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A policeman bursts through the door, and he finds exactly what the caller described. A man is hanging from the ceiling of the house. There was no furniture, no windows and the man was not psychically killed, or poisoned. The only thing the policeman found was a puddle of water. How did the man hang himself?
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He stood on an ice cube to hang himself, which was slow and painful.

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Slippery, wet and greasy, when its in its easy, when it out it jumps about, slippery wet and greasy. What am I?
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A Fish.

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What word is always pronounced wrong?
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Wrong!

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When is a door not a door?
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When it is ajar.

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I am walking and i don't see my tie. Where did it go?
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On my shoe.

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Who was the most famous cat in the wild west?
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Kit-ty Carson.

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When are eyes not eyes?
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When the wind makes them water.

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The sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind.
What is it?
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A blade of grass.

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Why did the jelly roll?
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It saw the apple turn over.

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What animal would you get crossed a duck, a beaver, and an otter?
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A platypus.

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
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Gorgonzola.

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I am present in a laptop. I am also a human's t-shirt. I have the highest mark in class. I am usually described as something above. What am I?
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I'm top.

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What does a stone become when in the water?
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A whetstone.

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What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
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One is female, the other is mail-fee.

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What number squared = 12345678987654321?
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111,111,111

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Why does this light shine?
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It was turned on.

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When is a man like a snake?
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When he gets rattled.

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What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that kill my friend out of jealousy? If so , I understand forgive me partner for hanging much more time on him than to you my dear partner. Muppet: No partner, it is you who kill your friend after you caught your wife red handed while she is cheating at your back.
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Split personality or Associative Identity Disorder.

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How can you be sure the engine in your car isn't missing?
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Lift the hood and look in.

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What exists but no-body can enter and is unreachable in life?
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Heaven.

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What are three things that have eyes, yet can't see?
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Needle, storm and� potato.

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In what place did the rooster crow when all the world heard him?
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In Noah's Ark.

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Who is the meanest goat in the west?
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Billy the Kid.

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After sneaking in the abode, had he met this influential figure, he would cut his carpus, he thought to himself, who was he?
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The riddle "brain game" is unanswered. Do you know the answer? If so, click ANSWER and add your answer in the comments section.

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When is a bump like a hat?
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When it is felt.

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When does one become soured?
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When he is in a pickle.

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A ship that puts a road in order,
What is it?
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A smoothing iron.

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What is a pirates favorite word?
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Arrgh.

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What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
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A Choker.

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When are you most likely to see through a man?
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When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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There is a girl named Elise Rose. 2 visitors come to her home and ask "where is Elise Rose?" Where is she?
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In the Garden!

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What is dressed when night falls and undressed when day breaks?
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Fire.

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The more you dry yourself with me the more I get wet. What am I?
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A towel.

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What game has a black dragon?
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Skool of dragons.

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There is a man, with his horse he is going to a town. The man went to the town on Monday. He stayed there for 3 days and then he came back on Friday. How?� His horse was not tired, he wasn't sleepy and took rest.
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The horse's name was Friday.

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What did the robber get his wife for her birthday?
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A stole.

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There was a man who everybody called Batman he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him Batman! How could this be?
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He was the star baseball player!

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What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
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To Hungary.

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Who is a painstaking man?
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The dentist.

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What animal probably likes doors?
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A doormouse.

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What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
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A comb.

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There is 10 birds on a branch, a man shot 5 of them. How many were left?
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Zero, because when birds see someone coming or hear something they fly away.

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What is the only common four-letter English word that ends in the suffix -eny?
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Deny.

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Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still.
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Teeth

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You and four other people robbed a bank for 200,000,000 dollars you evenly split the money for every person you get 25% of the money how much do you get.
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You get a 100% cut because 25% x 4 = 100%.

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I'm flat. You use me everyday. You need me to live. But you give me away everyday. I'm coloured and I have a founding father on me. What am I?
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A bill.

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An american guy died and went to hell. What were his last words?
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Hell-O (Hello)

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Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?
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Because it must be ground before it is used.

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How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
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Both want to be bailed out.

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What is the next letter? W, I, T, N, ..?
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L!

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When may a man call his wife "honey"?
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When she has a comb in her hair.

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What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
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One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

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What can be lost, but not returned?
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Life.

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What instrument plays from the heart?
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The lungs.

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Which three letters can�frighten a thief away?
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I C U.

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What kind of money do vampires use?
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Blood money!

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What is at the end of a rainbow?
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w.

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What chins are never shaved?
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Sea Urchins.

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Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
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"No noose is good noose."

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Always invisible, yet never out of sight.
What are they?
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The letters I & S.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
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Parents.

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What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
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All the difference in the world.

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With what two animals do you always go to bed?
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Two calves.

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Why did W reject U?
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Because 3 is a crowd!

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I am needed to survive, but when am here there is evil and good, when am gone others come in, you don't seek me you die. What I am?
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Money.

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What is a bare-faced liar?
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One without whiskers.

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Noelani is outside a shop. She cant read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. What store is she at?
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Eye glasses store.

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The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
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A gift.

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Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
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Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!

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A man has 9 children. Half of them are boys. How is this possible?
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they are all boys

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When is a clock dangerous?
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When it runs down and strikes.

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When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
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When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Why is the moon like a dollar?
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Because it has four quarters.

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Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
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Both need beating.

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
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Wet, duh!

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Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?
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Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!

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How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?
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You make applesauce.

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What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?
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Farts.

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On which side of a church is the graveyard always situated?
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On the outside, of course.

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Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
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A fly.

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When is music like vegetables?
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When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.

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What type of drum are you not able to play?
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Conundrum.

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I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?
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A ship dock!

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Which is the largest room in the world?
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The room for improvement.

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What take longer run through. 1st and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd?
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2nd and 3rd because you have to go through a shortstop.

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Now matter what, I come to you round, Floating up, floating down, A single pop, I'm on the ground, Then comes your unpleasant frown. What am I?
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I am a bubble. Bubbles always come out round no matter how you blow it. Bubbles also pop when they touch the ground. Usually bubbles go up and then down. Most of the time you and I will frown when a bubble pops. Therefore, the answer is a bubble.

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What islands should have good singers?
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The Canary islands.

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If fish lived on land, where would they live?
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In Finland.

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What has an eye but can not see?
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A needle.

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What is it that is full all day and empty at night?
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Shoes.

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How did the pancake hurt itself?
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Doing backflips.

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I am wet when drying. What am I?
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A towel.

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I'm not sure where everyone is and there are grave's here. Where am I?
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A grave yard.

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Gods' arrows cannot be counted
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rain

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What kind of goose fights with snakes?
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A mongoose.

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I'm like a dog with the tail that wags and all but am not a dog. What am I?
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I am a puppy.

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What did the pen say to the paper?
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Lets run away and WRITE

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What is 1 animal that can see at night but blinded at day?
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A bat and 1=a.

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What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
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A little above two feet.

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Why are trees in winter like troublesome visitors?
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Because it's a long time before they leave.

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Pregnant every time you see her, yet she never will give birth. What is it?
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Full Moon

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Why were the tennis players arrested?
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Because they had racquets.

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When is a ship at sea not on the water?
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When she is on fire.

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A man called 911 and said he saw a masked man, the police said where are you? They said 3325 Quader Street, when the police went there, they never came back. Why?
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The man who called is the masked man.

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I am the symbol of prying and meddling, for I smell fish that is worth a roundabout fish to fry. What am I?
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A nose.

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Bob fell over 30 feet but there was not a scratch, bruise, or broken bone. He did not get hurt at all. How is that possible?
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He fell over 30 peoples feet at the movie theaters.

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Spell "enemy" in three letters.
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F O E

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What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
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One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.

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What shows do prisoners like to put on?
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A cell-out (sell out).

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If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
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Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.

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Why was the fisherman arrested?
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For packing a rod.

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Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella?
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because of the drizzle.

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A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
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He had the hicupps

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When is a bright idea like a clock?
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When it strikes one.

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Why is a ferry boat like a good rule?
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Because it works both ways.

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Place three matches on a table. Tell a friend to add two more matches to make eight.
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Add two matches to make a roman numeral eight.

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Why is a bubble like a bruise?
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Because it comes from a blow.

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What color is the wind?
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Blew.

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What does the artist like to draw best?
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His salary.

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You can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. What am I?
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A sign.